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And so, with her cigar she sat, In nothing but a bowler hat, And nothing in the Frigidaire, But champagne, and cooler air. They moc...

'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the town, Many creatures were buying such poisonous rounds. Their stockings, with car...

A wedding is not just a pretty white dress; The bubbles, the ring and copious guests. It’s not just the bridesmaids or feathers or bows...

Stupid bunny; he’s so crazy, Hopping through the fields all day! With no care for happy daisies, Trampled when they’re in his way. S...

Some pufflings were born in a zoo And no one knew quite what to do They were deliciously sweet With tender young meet So they were cooke...

The man with the monocle Walked up to the bar And ordered his favourite Gin... (And this is, of course, the way in which Every good st...

I have come to believe in love as the worst emotion by so far Those who’re loved never requite it And those who do love often are Left...

PERSONALS   Single, Sexy Seeks Similar Sentimental, sensitive, Spontaneous and Sweet Slim, slight and sporty Would really...

I 'm your local, friendly, vigilante, Caped crusader, Robin Hood. I'm the one that you call when there's Trouble in your neighbo...

I promise you that, In years to come, I’ll still have all my Habits. And I promise, too, Unless we do, I will always want A ...