As I am a magician I'm adept at hiding cards,
Then I make them reappear; It really isn't hard.
I moved on to animalia just the other day;
I had a dove inside my glove but it flew away.
I tried to hide white rabbits inside my magic hat,
Unfortunately they were found by Lucky, my black cat.
As for Lucky, that poor soul, he didn't quite escape,
I tried to cut him in two halves ... what a bloody fate!
I tried to save my guinea-pig from my magic Great-White's tank,
But before the shark got him - he gave up and he sank!
Last week I attempted to levitate my rat ...
It worked for a few moments ... until he went "kersplat!"
Now I am an aspiring escape artist you see,
The RSPCA did me for animal cruelty.
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