Would Like to Meet

PERSONALS

 

Single, Sexy Seeks Similar

Sentimental, sensitive,

Spontaneous and Sweet

Slim, slight and sporty

Would really like to meet..

Someone to share my passions

Who'll say how they really feel

Must enjoy soccer, sports and such

No lisp would be ideal.

 

 

Film Buff Seeks Out-of-this-World Partner

A Princess Leia is in search

Of her own Hans Solo.

Interests include astronomy,

Would like to get to know...
Someone who won't Jabba on

Who's not a next-of-kin,

Must have own tie-fighter and,

Live no further than Tattooine.

 

 

 

Looking for the Love of My Life

Pink is my favourite colour;

It goes well with bleach-blonde hair,

Fake boobs, mini dog, and handbags,

Topped by a head that's full of air.

I'm looking for a husband,

Very rich and very old,

So I can enjoy his inheritance,

Once he is dead and cold.

 

 

 

Male seeks Mail

As a graphologist

I have quite a thing

For women who prefer

to write Instead of ring.

If you're to be my pen-pal

and, ultimately, my love,

Please consider Pigeon-Post

Instead of the cliched dove.