Stupid Bunny - On the Occasion of Creating Sugarpaste Bunnies

Stupid bunny; he’s so crazy,
Hopping through the fields all day!
With no care for happy daisies,
Trampled when they’re in his way.



Stupid bunny met a Farmer,
In his field full of corn
Said the Farmer to keep calmer
“Steady now; he’s looks forlorn!”



Stupid bunny kept on skipping,
Through the fields and down the lane.
Stupid bunny kept on tripping
Which ended in quite dreadful pain!



Stupid bunny thought “How funny!”
As he saw a steaming pie.
“Wait a minute! That’s my mummy!”
Stupid bunny cried and cried



Stupid bunny was so bereft
To see mummy in a pie
He packed a bag and then he left
Bye bye, Stupid bunny… Good bye!

Old Dog New Tricks

As I am a magician I'm adept at hiding cards,
Then I make them reappear; It really isn't hard.

I moved on to animalia just the other day;
I had a dove inside my glove but it flew away.

I tried to hide white rabbits inside my magic hat,
Unfortunately they were found by Lucky, my black cat.

As for Lucky, that poor soul, he didn't quite escape,
I tried to cut him in two halves ... what a bloody fate!

I tried to save my guinea-pig from my magic Great-White's tank,
But before the shark got him - he gave up and he sank!

Last week I attempted to levitate my rat ...
It worked for a few moments ... until he went "kersplat!"

Now I am an aspiring escape artist you see,
The RSPCA did me for animal cruelty.